Ivy intentionally splashed water in my ear last week. Now I have swimmer's ear and it is AWFUL.
So swimmer's ear is now something I wouldn't wish on anyone, along with the rest of this list.....
Kidney stones: is there any worse pain other than self-disembowelment??
Swallowing a fly: this was a total accident, but I swear I've never felt worse. Like a gross tv show that you can't stop watching because you ARE the tv show.
Breaking a toe: it hurts!!! And when you go to the ER, they laugh at you and send you home with duct tape.
Have a first grader pee on your foot during 1st period: you think you're in the clear when it's not kindergarten. You are wrong.
Living with an adolescent girl: my mom deserves props for allowing me to live through age 11.
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So Ivy is going to military school because she inflicted swimmers ear on you??
Oh yes.
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