In bed with Story...
Story: Mommy, are big bugs real?
Me: Yes, there are big bugs in the world.
Story: No, Mommy, are BIG BUGS real??
Me: What are you calling big? Wasps are big. Some spiders are big. Moths can be big.
Story: (clearly exasperated with me and rolling her eyes back in her head) no, Mommy, listen to me!! BIG bugs, like "Don't let the big bugs bite!"
Me: Oh, you mean BED bugs?
Story: No! Big bugs!
Me: It's BED bugs.
Story: Beds have bugs???? Big bugs?
Me: No, they're small. You almost can't see them.
Story: I can't ever sleep in my bed again.
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