Story is convinced that I am a monster who is trying to break her free will and turn her into a mini-slave. So I present to you...the top ten Story statements that demonstrate how I am ruining her life:
1. Mommy, I don't understand how you won't just let me be ME.
2. Why are you always wanting me to be a better person than I am? I don't want to be any better.
3. I don't think I should always have to be nice to you guys unless you are getting me something.
4. I have no control over my life. You tell me everything I am supposed to do. Can I go pee? Am I allowed to breathe?
5. I shouldn't have to be good.
6. You don't ever let me do anything I want to do!
7. Why do you want me to look so perfect all the time?!?! I don't want to be. Stop brushing my hair.
8. Really? How many more times in life do I have to shower???
9. You let me stay up too late and you wake me up too early!!!!!!
10. Why do you want me to be nicer? I have to be nice to people all day. I'm tired of being nice when I get home.
